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    whimsicdoctor13:

    algrenion:

    chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

    lalondes:

    kevinprices:

    lalondes:

    if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

    your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

    #and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

    I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

    Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

    #this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

    did you just make an egg pun

    (Source: scenicroutes)


    (Source: disneyskellington)

    frick-n-furter:

    WE DID THE MASH

    *KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

    WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

    *BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

    THE MONSTER MASH

    *BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

    IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH


    haunthecause:

    its fucking face omg

    (Source: keeganallennews)

    punnylittlepiggy:

    life’s not fair

    we have to put sweet old dogs down all the time

    but nasty, leering, old men who tell you to smile get to keep on keepin on

    dogs never tell you to smile for their own weird satisfaction

    Reply to this with your best peace sign

    radgreymon:

    lyrical:

    2-spooky-s:

    spookykush:

    crippledbypizza:

    doodoocourt:

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